Port Dickson? It was a BLAST!!

Resting 6 hours after classes, i suddenly got a call from an anonymous. Who was it? I wondered. After replying salam, he immediately ask me to join a class trip to Port Dickson. Only then I realized that the caller was my former classmate.

"Ni ko ke Qal?"

"Ye la John.. No.ak pn ko xsave kan?"

"Sory lah ye. Phone masuk I.C.U"

After a short brief, i accepted the invitation. A trip cumpulsory to go I say. It was 5 months since I last saw them. We are like a family back there. If I missed this trip, Only God knows when can I see them again.

Friday 11.February, after Jumaat prayer we were all rendezvous at Tun Senaja college. There, I met up my former classmates one by one. Hugging each one of them except the girls definitely. Off we go to Port Dickson. 4 cars 22 people.

40 minutes after. We arrived to our destination. First impression? Hey, Is this the set where they shoot Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam? It was a ghostly sight for sure. It's like an abandon apartment. Yeah. 100%. There was no receptionist to greet us. Or even a bellboy. There was only a counter there. An old rugged counter. Hey, but at least the swimming pool was still intact.

Evening came by and the sunbeam was never there to fry us out thanks to the cloud. It was a shady evening. Perfect for us to swim in the pool. The boys were all eagerly dashing and throwing themselves around the pool while the girls were pretty much controlling their "AYUness". Resting by the poolside watching us out playing like kids.

Night time. After Maghrib we all went to a beach. I cant remeber the name. Theres way too many beaches at Port Dickson. The foods were awesome and the drinks were superb. Unfortunately, the prices were a bit too high. Cut me some slack man.. We were on a vacation here. Can u just give us a student price? Like hell thats going to happen.

Tummy's full. We decided to lay our heads near the beach and play some games. The best part was True or Dare game. Well, not the best part actually. At first we were all curious about relationship status. Then, it was prolonged. All of the question given were based on love story, status and bla bla bla. Love things. I saw how their faces change due to the monotonous question. Fortunately, someone stands out and finally all of us were able to called it a game.

Its 3.00 A.M in the morning when we arrived at our ghostly resort. Pretty creepy. But nothing happen fortunately. 10 boys in 1 apartment. How fun is that? Pretty congested but we were all enjoyed being together. I thought we were all going to sleep once we lay our heads off since its 3.00 A.M but only then I realized a friend of mine came to the room and brought a laptop with him. I whispered to myself, "okey, we are all going to sleep at 5.00!"

Mental Breakdown... . . .

Nk tau knape? sbb mie kne post 3 essays kt sni.

Nk tau lg knape?? Sbb essay tu mesti 450 words.

Knape je??? sbb kna tulis in english.

Susah sgt ke???? writing one in malay is already pain in the back. writing in english is hell another story.

Dah tu, bile nk buat?? Nk tggu kena ketuk dgn lecturer dlu bru boleh buat. dush3

Meet The Heroes!

Alright2.. its been a long time since i updated this blog. huh! how long was it? 6 months? 7 months? haha.. no matter. Thanx to my MGT420 assignments, i came back for Little Majestika. wait wait! MGT420 or MGT416? dude.. i cant remember which one was it.. really hate the codes.

Okeyh. This time i want to share with u the top 5 video games heroes which i like. I want to write about the Top 10 actually. but hell no. im too lazy for that. hehe.

Lets begin the countdown shall we?


5! Master Chief!



Originated from Halo game series. Well, im not a die hard fan of this green thingy actually.. From my perception O_O, he's just a soldier. A soldier who wears a green armor. Yeah.. armor! That what makes him special from the rest of the soldiers. Alright, fine.. I have to admit the armor is a bit cool. Hard to be ignored.



What i like about him?? hurm.. let see.. He's a brute and best of all, he's a gun slinger. Pretty cool for a guy in armor. I wonder if he can see better in that crampy suit.





4! Marcus Phoenix!


This big man is from Gears Of War. An epic game it was. Now2, what should i say? A guy in armor? not again.. Well, at least the armor is not green. Haha. There's still one thing that bugging me after playing this game.. how did he have a big body compared to other soldier?? "Boreh apo yg ko makan ni jang oi?" ehe.

What i like about him? hurm. well, he knows how to kill. Any way any how necessary to kill locust (bad dudes from this games) including chain sawing them into halves, patching up bombs into enemies back and teettttt.. haha.. Warning! 18PG..

Mom.. Is that u?




3! Kratos!


Yeah.. he's bald and have a well built body. Thats what make him sexy! hehe. dont get me wrong okey. Im straight! dude.. do i really have to say that..? Haha. His face ressembles a bit like stone cold from the wrestling entertaintment.. Anyways, the head part is totally the same. kui3

The best thing about him is that hiss totally COOL. that right. COOL~~~ I dont really know about his background actually. I dont play all of the game series to begin with. One thing that I know that this baldy always battle a HUGE creature. For an instance, Hydra. A 6 headed serpent like creature. Hey.. the head.. is it 6? or 9? -___-'

Ouh, I almost forgot. This guy is from God Of War Games.

Give it back! I already paid down payment for this Gryphon!!!!



2! Leon Maverick!


Meet Leon. A guy from Resident Evil 4. A racoon city police unit. In Re:4, He was assigned to rescue.. er.. i cant remember her name. Is it Ashley? Ah, who cares about her name. Rescuing her was a pain. Being with her is another story.

This guy sure knows how to shoot zombies. From "Mak Cik" type zombie to Symbiotic type zombie. All will fall into his tiny handgun. So unreallistic. Haha. What do you expect from a game anyway?

Nice RPG isnt it? Ibought it at E-Bay! Muahaha





1! Solid Snake!


Finally! Meet Solid Snake. An old guy from Metal Gear Solid 4. Eventhough he's old, he's still packed quite a punch. Executed his mission using various gadgets and techniques including turning his outfit into the same color surrounding environment. Like a chimera. Awesome!!

Well.. I dont have much to talk about this grumpy old dude. Whoever playing MGS will instantly know his capabilities in making us awe and stick to the controllers even more. In other words, im too lazy to write on this. Haha !!

In Malaysia we called it kacip fatimah. In Japan, we called it Rega, Snake's favourite!

Aim High Fly High!

Assalamualaikum.. Once again.. disebabkan atas desakan encik yunus hamid, jari jemari elix yang dah kaku akibat berDota xbrenti nih trpakse kembali in action.. kadang2 kn, elix terase sumthing.. each time nk bukak YM tu kalo trsrmpak ngn si yunus ni mesti gerenti punyer la kne buat blog.. I always tell him to write a new post but ayt ni selalunye makan tuan -__-' instead of him writing one, elix pn dipakse gak.. oh well.. its okeyh.. kalo xtulis nanti tkot dier guling2 kt rumh xpuas hati plak.. hehe..

Gmbr di atas menunjukkn sebuah objek yg digelar 'yunus'
(yunus sedg pasar a.k.a market)
bahaha!

Alright2.. tajuk kali ini adalah mengenai cite2.. this title also given by yunus.. kalo nk difikirkn balik.. topic ni very interesting.. mengenai hala tuju seseorang insan.. cube korang amik sedikit mase fkir balik pasl cite2 korang.. adakh ianye sesuai ngn characteristic korg? adakh ianye achieveable? or adakh ianye semate2 akan terkubur camtu je? hurmm...

Okla.. as for me.. actually elix ni bnyk cite2 sebenarnye.. time kcik cite2 lain.. time skolh mngh cite2 lain.. msuk U cite2 lain.. bnyk sungguh.. xmenentu.. Nmpk gayenye trpksela elix ceritakn smuenye ek? fine then.. mari elix critekn satu2..




Sebelum Tadika
Cite2? of cosla nk jadi ultraman.. nk jadi ultraman taro.. bleh terbang.. bleh jadi beso.. nk g kedai pn senang.. langkah dua tapak je da sampai.. tp harap2la dlm prjalanan xde yang mati kne pijak.. ahaks.. citer2 korg time ni agk2nye ape ek?

Hensem x? hoho.. ade lampu kelip2..
warne merah plak tu..
agak2 da xbleh lwn rksakse tu bleh jd traffic light jage jln.. ahaks!

Sekolah Rendah
Pejam celik pejam celik da sampai ke sekolah rendah.. abis skolah rendah belah petang ade kelas fardhu ain.. wah.. nostalgia gile bile teringt balik! kt fardhu ain ade dua org ustazah ajr.. name? erk? name eh... mmg xpernah tau.. -__-' ha'ahkan.. ape name ustazah tu eh?? adui.. xpe2.. yang penting elix bleh ingat lagi muke diorg cmne.. Huhu.. kelas fardhu ain ni mmg kls yg dtggu2 oleh elix after school.. ustazah baik.. kwn2 pn xde yg bertanduk.. haha.. So, cite2 elix time ni da berubah drpd ultraman ke ustaz.. tapi time tu xtau eja ustaz cmne.. so bnyk kali elix eja ustaT.. hehe

Ustaz zamri.. karisma n berilmu.. ala.. yang slalu kt TV9 tu..
Mantop!

Sekolah Menengah
Da skolah menengah ni fikiran pun melalut.. da tgk bnyk sgt citer doctor2 nih elix pun mule la terikut2.. mane taknye.. kalo drama je mesti hero ramai yang jadi doctor.. lagipun org kate popular keje doctor nih.. sekarang ni pun kalo seseorg tu jadi doktor je msti org respect gile kt dier.. tapi kn.. bile nk difikirkn balik.. scary gak keje doctor.. bedah2 org.. buatnye bedah2 org then orang tu mnggal xke diri sndri yg mnginggal nt? haha

Dr.House? oh.. anda mmg hebat tapi sygnye gile at the same time

Universiti
Well.. here I am.. dah bergelar mahasiswa ni cite2 pun kne realistik dan possible utk dicapai.. Hopefully this is the last.. Cite2 trsebut ialah usahawan.. nk jadi businessman cam Donald Trump.. Donald Trump? tak tak.. tak nak.. xbest cara diorg bkerje.. capatalist smue tu.. nk jadi sumthing more likely like Businessman yg tidak mmntingkn profit dan imej semate2.. Yup! Thats right..

Yes.. cadangn diterime.. kite beli kambing bnyk2 then kite campak kat laut.. bleh tgk kambing berenang.. then, lame2 nt lokasi tu bleh jadi hot tourist spot.. wait2!! did u said goat can swims? U'r fired!
(saje berangan kejap jd boss)

Conclusion
Seperti kebanyakan format kargn BM, blog ni pun ade formatnye.. haha.. siap ade conclusion oo..
OK, cube korg fkir balik.. kdg2 pengaruh dan persekitaran luar yg influence kite untk bercite2.. but I think thats not really ambition.. cite2 ni kite sndri kne cari.. Things that we want to do and the person we wanna be.. cite2 yg sbnr ialah cite2 yg bleh buat korg enjoy smbil bkerje.. Btol x?

Alright2.. stelah dicalculate balik..

Ultraman + utaz + doctor + businessman =mcm gmbr kt ats ni la kot.. erk!

Tercampaknye diriku ke SMKTM!!

Oleh kerana didesak berkali2 utk post new blog oleh encik yunus dari blog cactus putih or whatever cactus it is , kali ni elix nk share skit pasal my history bersekolah di SMK Taman Medan dlu..

Before elix masuk skolah ni, elix bersekolah di MRSM Kepala Batas.. well, im not really a student of MRSM.. nk tau knape? haha.. pahit sungguh utk elix tulis kat sni.. actually, I studied there just for about ten days.. yup.. 10 days only.. orientasi seminggu.. blajar 3 hari.. 7 + 3 =10.. oh, alangkah indahnye kalo 3 + 7 = 60 ke.. 80 ke.. xdela elix malu sgt nk brcerite.. hehe

Pertame kali mlgkah ke MRSM ni elix dpt rasekan aura yg len mcm.. aura robot.. tgk muka2 student smua educated je.. berbeze sungguh.. culture shock gile time tu.. well, orang kate dont judge a book by its cover.. mne la tau kot2 disebalik muke yang educated tu ade yg perangai gile2 skit.. i really tried to think positive at that time..

Tapi.. Tet!! setelah berhari2, sush rsenye nk sesuaikn diri ngn diorg.. ye la.. ajak brbual tapi diorg nk study.. time orientasi plak tu study!! gilo ko hapo... smgt bushido mne la yg dah sest dlm diri budk2 nih >< ...stlh berhari2 keadaan sme je elix dah bosan.. i quit..

lets skip about that quit part shall we.. time dah quit tu jadi penganggur kjap.. dok kt rmh dlm 3-4 hari sblum prmohonan masuk skolah balik diproses.. time tu, kwn2 from SMK La Salle dgn berbangge hatinye sruh rejoin SMK La Salle.. tapi ntahla.. nak kate malu tak.. nak kate suke pun tak.. berhari2 jugk fkir skolh mne yg nk masuk.. da mcm pelarian somalia rsenye..

not long after that, a friend of mine from MRSM called me.. tnye mane elix.. elix kate la elix da quit.. aiseh..sedih plak nk citer.. ah.. dipendekkan crite, kesimpulannye, hargailah kwn anda sementare diorg masih hidup.. hmm? mcm xsesuai plak ayt nih.. sementare msih hidup erk? haha.. lantaklah.. malas nk edit.. honestly, kalo kwn elix tu ckp awl2 maybe elix da truskan bljr kt MRSM tu.. oh well, pe bleh buat..

jeng2.. akhirnye.. elix da putuskan utk masuk SMK Taman Medan.. huiyoo.. first2 masuk skolah tu aura dier lain mcm jer.. kalo MRSM aura robot, tp skolah ni aura panjat dinding.. haha.. mne taknye.. baru msuk skolah tu je da nampak bdk2 dier cube ponteng skolh.. mmg xbleh blah.. haha.. korg mmg superb.. luckily my mom xnmpk time tu, kalo x msti da confirm2 xbagi join skolah ni..

dah jumpe office, kne register.. cikgu2 pn tanye dari mane.. when I said MRSM, pergh.. wajah sorg2 berubah.. ade yg ketawe, ade yg buat lawak.. ades.. diorg siap kate elix slh pilih skolah.. hurmm.. kecewe btol tgk cikgu2 cmni.. have faith la on your on school!! well, enough said.. finally, elix ditempatkan di kelas 4 Amanah..

first2 masuk kels.. wOh! subject BM.. salah timing ni.. rase cm nk kluar balik je.. haha.. xsuke BM.. susah~~~~ tapi ape boleh buat.. dah ade kwn2 baru escort dari belakang, trpaksela masuk kelas.. Cikgu BM, Cikgu Rosiah.. really friendly.. really happy for that =)

Well, thats it.. bermulelah kehidupan elix sbgai student SMKTM.. Till now I think I was really fortunate masuk skolah tu.. cikgu2 terbaik.. funny.. classmate pn masuk ayor2 smuenye.. this is the color of life..! haha.. bukannye aura robot yg kite cari..

Time abis skolah tros balik.. n suddenly I got a called from my fren from SMK La Salle.. berikut adlh conversation elix.. haha.. btol2 nih.. bleh ingt smpai sekng.. hantu punye kwn..

elix: hello..

*#$%: hello.. syami ade.. syami?

elix: hah.. ni aku la

*&%#: ko xde pn time skolah td.. ko masuk skolh mne ni?? da xingt jln nk ke skolah ke?

elix: hotak ko.. ak da tukar medan la..

*&%$: weh.. jgn.. tukar skolh balik.. tukar balik.. nt ko masuk paper nt..

elix: hah??? masuk paper??

#%$^: ye la.. pelajar transfer mati dibuli oleh budk2 medan.. masuk muke depan paper..

elix: -____-'


haha.. kwn2 yg rapat ngn elix msti bleh agkkan sape yg tepon...
~~THE END

Sem 3

Gmbr kat atas ni blurr ek? kecik ke? well, begitu la pandangan elix trhadap jadual nih.. berat mate memandang berat lagi kaki melangkah ke kelas.. hehe.. ni actually my timetable for the next sem..

next sem I'll be learning 7 subjects..
1. english
2. mandarin
3. xingat
4. xingat
5. xingat
6. xingat
7. koko.. pe yg ak amik eh..?

yeah.. monday gonna be the worst day in the week.. 8 jam oOo.. cam time elix amik asasi sains dlu.. xbrenti ulang alik g kelas.. Oh, alangkah indahnya kalo ade kenderaan..

lets put that aside shall we, hmm.. let see.. oh! 3 hari berturut2 nmpknye kne bagun awal.. class start at 8.30 a.m.. so, nmpknye xleh tdo2 lmbt.. plg lmbt pn pkul 2.00 a.m.. eh, tapi cukupke kalo tdo 5 jam? Dalam iklan TV kate seorang bayi memrlukan skurg2nye tido 8 jam!! ni mne cukup.. hehe.. bayi ke aku ni?

what about friday? cant say I like it eventhough only a subject for that day... kan bgus kalo jumaat tu kosong.. bleh elix balik rumah awal skit cam first sem dlu.. really miss that time table.. adess..



but its okey =) i have many friends that can brighten up my days.. huhu.. harap2 korg still buat kecoh kt kelas cm dlu.. kalo x msti boring.. kalo nk tggu elix buat hal dlm kelas mmg xla.. pepatah melayu kate tggu kucing brtanduk tapi dlm kes ni, tggu gajah jadi transformers.. bleh? haha.. so, its impossible for me to create havoc in class..

Cutie Mason!

Oho.. korg kenal tak baby mason? tak kenal? really? kate pepatah United Kingdom xkenal maka x cinte.. ahaks.. its okey.. untuk blog yang kali ni, elix nk introduce kat korang baby Mason!! jeng3!! pssst.. sape2 yang ade syndrome xbleh tengok kids comel2 ni diminte supaye berjage2 eh.. telan ubat2 banyak..

Alright2.. info pasal baby ni xbnyk sgt.. yg elix tau bdak ni was born in 21st March 2007.. oho.. same bulan ngn elix gak tuh.. nama penuh Moon Mason.. kenape ade name Moon? mgkinkah disebabkn bulan mengambang time dia lahir? ataupn mak dia mengidam nk ke bulan time pregnant dlu? ape2 pun, jangan salahkn ibu mengandung.. haha

Well, u can say that this baby is SO lucky.. kecik2 lagi dapat tawaran berlakon.. He was the child actor in the film, Baby and I.. so, korang2 yg curious tu bleh la check out movie ni.. best gle OOh.. (padahal xpernah tngok pn)


Mari2.. Lets Cuci Mata ^^

Comel kan??





Kalo korang kate xcomel, korang mmg allien




Kawaiiiii




Bile la elix nk ade anak sendiri ni? haha

Thats all for now.. kalo korang xpuas lagi tgk si cutie pie ni, korang bleh open youtube.. search for baby mason. huhu..